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got to lie low 'til time to make the show cicada come down to the orange party content's in town with a get-back frown the story primal the reason for get-down glory by my side the spectactical five even donovan weaves in this pitch-black blurry live the syntacular five the network will thrive with the thrilling of all who get this love (you've never been rectangular girl) yes i know but i feel so strong (why not take all the time in the world to make sure) orange hair i'm floating in air (you know you've been burned down to the ground before) yes i've been turned to crispy critter (you said that you'd never love like that anymore) yes some jack romance but i'm dancing on the brink of love some would say i'm not fit to dally with a terrify terrible curse on their freakal heads every human's got a little monster residing in repent harlequin sativa the tick-tock said fat old sun still singing and it's beaming me this train my life the track breaks ahead fa la lo built not to go slow and if you feel love then you've got to come out and say so (this one's guaranteed not to last long) yes you know but he strikes my perfect chord (he's got nothing but timber and tongue) you're wrong he's mad gone he sings my perfect song (you'd be better off hanging downtown) you would have my love be made to shadows (your friends are all there wearing that frown) just a face their hearts race to taste the brink of love i fall down but never touch ground invisibly bound to you with tiny color soul lines my chambers shocking children of the sun i dropped my alien heart down in the coal mine promise to gaut never drop this one (you've never been rectangular girl) yes i know but it feels so goddamned strong (why not take all the time in the world to make sure) orange hair i'm floating in air (you know you've been burned down to the ground before) yes i have returned to earth and stone (you said that you'd never love like that anymore) but i'm dancing on the brink of love
Josephine 03:32
they say that love will heal with time first it makes you blind then it thrills your mortal soul that maybe life is kind but you gotta know that in the end you'll die one of you will lie and maybe you might die from an edge that's sharper than the knife my pretty josephine so innocent and clean now the year's turned love to dust indifferent and mean what do you expect from a pattern made of molecules why do you think love's more than a vortex in the chemicals love's the lovely brother of guilt and shame i try so hard but i forget your name baby jump to the chorus peggiating my fame josephine i love you baby josephine you're in my heart love you 'til the end of all my life when i think of her at night everything in mind sliding back in time all my childhood rivers run down to just this one and only always and forever alone never thinking she might break your heart said lovely josephine: not heard and not seen walk ten feet behind your dark queen can't have the other boys thinking she's taken illegal on the scene for the hot j-phine all the other little fanboy hearts'd be broken you got my soul but my body is a token my face the last thing that a million men see a million little 'oh's' and then they go to sleep dream all night of the lovely josephine now write me a song that tells me i'm deep josephine i love you baby more than i love life while i dream of her all day my lonely little sorry life slowly drifts away all my sunny summer days raptured by her face her irresistible grace and light never thinking she might break your heart
Ohio 04:04
i float down effortless trees among deep shadowed leaves of green the air is fresh and clean may has brought the earth to bloom and summer nights will be here soon with the silver mirror summer moon flowers from my revelant heart one tucked behind my ear to raise the spirits here i want to get high and make love like some solid sentient being not sight unseen ohio i would give all of my days for one last night to melt with you in candlelight when i caress your face i can see your soul stretch to the end of time but not mine i live in the books and lie on the grass watch the shiny new ones pass i still love


EP from The Murder Merchants.


released January 23, 2017

The Murder Merchants are:

The Murder Merchant
Solid Gold Jesus

Lancifer on Guitar


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The Murder Merchants Sacramento, California

The Murder Merchants are a band of Tokyo miscreants who roam about on gleaming dirt-bikes with katanas strapped to their backs. Or it's possible they're protagonists in a very strange reality being beamed into this locale from outside the universe, just like all of us. It could also be that they're oafish aiens with a penchant for selling murder? I don't know. Freaks me out. ... more

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